Father of three, husband of one, boss of none.

My kids get angry when I don't listen to them.  I'm the one who is more likely to say yes to their very important requests, so they want me to pay attention as much as possible.  Most of the time I ignore them because it keeps me in less trouble with the wife.  I can hear it now, "you let them do WHAT??"  So if you see me ignoring my children you now know why.

My wife is very attentive.  The kids always have to sneak around mom to get to me.  My wife is also very smart.  She keeps me hidden from the kids as much as possible.  Sometimes I feel like I'm the kid.  Hmmmmm.

But I'm always allowed access to the dogs.  And they love me unconditionally.  Unlike other people I know (who always want something).